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A guy is walking along the beach, when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand, crying.
He walks over to her and asks what’s wrong.
“I’ve never been hugged before” she says.
Thinking this is a simple enough request, the man hugs her.
She soon starts crying again.
He again asks what’s wrong, and she replies, “I’ve never been kissed before.”
The man again complies with her wishes and gives her a romantic kiss.
Again she starts to cry, the man, slightly irritated, asks her what’s wrong now.
“Well, I’ve never been fucked before” she says.
Lifting her from the sand, the man takes her in his arms and tosses her into the ocean and says “There, now you’re fucked.”

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